Nothing unusual in the obituaries today.
He checked the rest of the newspaper for any mention of his name.
After a few minutes of futile searching, he dropped the newspaper and sighed, and folded his arms. Life was very dull. Perhaps he should drink some of his coffee. Coffee stimulated things. But he had given up drinking coffee a long time ago.

There were only a few people in the cafe, most of them reading newspapers. Let them look for something interesting in all that mess. He looked over at the onlycouple that wasn't dutifully reading the paper. They were whispering in the corner.