Dear Consumer, Are you a multinational corporation with marketing problems? Are you a student, looking for juicy information for a research project? Are you a voyeur, yet too disaffected and lazy even to spy on your neighbors? Well HUMANeye, Information and Agents, Inc. is here to help YOU! We specialize in data collection: what does the average citizen do? What are your nighttime fears? Your morning terrors? What does your wife say as she tells you to move out? What are your failures and secrets? We know you have them--and plenty--and we want to know! We're the private surveillance, information and archive company with the HUMAN touch. We don't employ cameras, we employ PEOPLE! Currently there are a frighteningly high number of employees of HUMANeye WorldWide. But you needn't concern yourself with details. There are also a mind-numbing amount of websites offered, from F-class (Flaneur) to our members-only V-class (Voyeur)! All of our employees are dedicated to giving YOU the information YOU want, as well as selling your private thoughts and feelings to large corporations who have no good use for such information! PLEASE DO NOT RESIST